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commented 2013-06-29 05:17:15 -0700
Dear whoever reads this and knows Sir Lajoie,

can u so ever kindly show Jon this post. Three specific middle school boys enjoy Jon’s videos. jon if u r reading this, at the end of ur next video, can u give Brendan Owen and Anthony a shoutout for being awesome fans?(of course no as awesome as u)
PS. the main reason i want u to do this is because these kids call MCvagina a pervert and they make fun of us for watching u Sir Lajoie. Please. it would be the awesomest thing to do for some of your biggest peasant fan.
commented 2013-06-28 11:27:33 -0700
Come to Poland! :O
commented 2013-06-27 17:02:18 -0700
Jo… I mean Sir Lajoie,


My meager peasant fingers are so tired from a such a long days work w/ minimal nutrient intake due to a lack of funds… Primarily stemming from the obvious necessitated donation I made to your Kick Starter.. & the purchase of your most recent musical renditions. I will spare you the grim details of the pathetically obsolete Ipad2 I’m using to write you this message.. I can only hope that the puny mid-level data plan with Verizon will be able to ensure this message makes it’s way to your palatial email box, where it will be met with warmth.. And the odor of freshly shampooed chode. I’ve only dreamed of how your Incredibly-fulfilling your life must be and would never dream of making such an audacious request during your day-to-day dance with destiny, magic and other crazy-awesome shit… But the next time you find yourself banging your shin on a coffee table, tipping a hooker for LESS than mediocre service, or shedding a tear..out of your brown eye and you happen to think of your #1 Fan / Life supporter Tom… Just know that I’m probably dead by then from malnourishment.


But that most likely I was thinking about you sometime Really, Really close before that point.


Peace, Love & Vaginas,


Tom M.
commented 2013-06-24 22:37:06 -0700
Dear person pretending to be Jon Lajoie hired to read Jon Lajoie’s mail because he’s too busy being awesome to be bothered with us lesser beings.


When are you coming back to Alberta to have one of those concert things? I need another picture with you without my ex boyfriend in it, and I was too nervous to grab your ass last time. So, yeah, I have unfinished business.
commented 2013-06-24 14:30:11 -0700
call me or i will find you and i will duct tape you to my car and put ice on you until you get frostbite XD,but seriously call me i got a idea for you man
commented 2013-06-23 12:26:12 -0700
do you have a sexy looking pancreas?
commented 2013-06-23 03:22:32 -0700
you are a beautifull being, i truly admire what you did

much love to you and yours
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commented 2013-06-22 23:28:09 -0700
AKA: THE UNORIGINAL ARTIST. i Can’t believe I like and thought your songs were funny.(Average Homeboy) now I know you a fraud and should be SUED and DEPORTED for basically stealing Danny’s ideas from the 80’s and passing them off as your own. (REALLY?) The league has lost a viewer and I have a new perception of canadians. (thanks to you) YOU REALLY HAVE SICKEN ME BUT, THANKS TO TOSH YOU HAVE BEEN EXPOSED. 379,024 people need to know you are nothing but an idea STEALING BITCH! It should be MC NO VAGINA because thats what you deserve. I am ashamed for introducing “YOUR”(AKA:MC LYRIC STEALER) music to my friends. They are going to be just as disappointed in you as I am. Luckly for you Dannny didn’t have the resources to protect himself 20 years later against a bottom feeder like you. I will now search and find out where you stole the ideas for the rest of your music. P.S. please steal a car and drive it as fast as you can into a wall. I have left my phone # so if you can get up enough BALLS Call ME.
commented 2013-06-22 13:45:36 -0700
Dear Mr. Lajoie, I’m writing to you today from Calgary, Alberta. Today is the 3rd day into the massive flooding that has happened in our city. I urge you to look at the pictures. Many families had to be evacuated; one of which was my Aunt and Uncle, so they came to stay with us, along with a couple of my cousins. My cousin Gaelan took my bed as I slept on an air mattress downstairs. I had to go up to my room for something at one point and I saw this on my night stand. My cousin is such a big fan of yours, he took this with him as a valuable when he was evacuated from his home. Thought you’d like to know :)


Www.Imgur.com/a/8YXkk


Maegan
commented 2013-06-21 18:26:21 -0700
Jon,


Look, you are rich but people are not, so they don’t have money here to travel to Canada or the USA to see you live and shit. Come and see your fans in Hungary. We’d also like to see you “live as fuck” not just the other side of the world.


Hoping to see you.


Mitch
commented 2013-06-21 15:22:13 -0700
Jon did know you were a Nekrogoblikon fan?? Saw you as the bartender https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KsMKOx6fumc#at=195 haha
commented 2013-06-19 19:19:34 -0700
I was wondering if you would be touring anytime in the next year again, and if you would be coming through around the Pittsburgh/Cleveland area.
commented 2013-06-19 08:55:57 -0700
Jon,


Boobs. One of the many wonders of the world. Taco. Another even greater wonder. Your a funny a** mother f*****. You need to come to Missouri. Please and thank you.


P.S. Where can I get my hands on a bottle of 3 penis wine?
commented 2013-06-16 09:34:47 -0700
Taco is my hero!!!
commented 2013-06-16 03:46:18 -0700
Jon, I love you, you’re so funny and smart haha. Everytime I see your Videos I have to laugh hahaha. Your humour is perfect is great (Y)
commented 2013-06-12 23:49:33 -0700
Jon first of all i would like to say thank you. your comedy is one of the biggest influences of my life. I started watching your videos obsessively a few years ago and then the league. I just wish taco could have been a bigger character, i love mark duplass but come on pete isnt close to as funny as taco is.

I would also like to inform you that we in israel love you so much.

keep doing what you do and know that i am truly your number 1 fan


ben geva
commented 2013-06-12 18:56:20 -0700
Hey man, I really need that shirt you have on. You are going to have to break yourself and recognize this bro,, I want yo red and teal yellow shirt now bitches, with alternating blue and orange buttons.
commented 2013-06-09 21:27:34 -0700
Jon,


When are you going to come back to Southern California? Your show was so funny and was hoping to catch another show soon.
commented 2013-06-09 14:23:11 -0700
Dear sir.


I am enjoying your YouTube videos. I haven’t paid a shit for it though. Thanks a lot. If you really read this message yourself, at least send an empty email back. If the person who is reading this is one of the high paid Jon’s secretary’s, delete this email. Greetings from the Netherlands. Stay cool.
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