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commented 2013-06-05 16:46:02 -0700
You are just so funny I had to watch all your videos. If I were only 30 years younger………
commented 2013-06-04 14:54:39 -0700
Hey there.Just a quick message but good job with all the music.Iv been a big fan for years.Will you be touring the UK any time soon?
commented 2013-06-04 12:29:50 -0700
Show me your genitals
commented 2013-06-04 05:34:00 -0700
We know what your on about your a legend if your ever in england text me lol
commented 2013-06-03 10:38:39 -0700
Helppppp mee im very poor plssss help me im very hungry pllssssss help me


I Love You
commented 2013-06-03 10:28:42 -0700
NOOOOOO im not rich no money for food and water plsss help me

I love you plssssss
commented 2013-06-02 11:30:55 -0700
So .. Receintly, I started seeing this guy.. He aint no ordinary people by no means, but he makes me laugh my ass off. One of these crazy ass things that he does that makes me laugh even when I’m in bitch mood.. Is sing your songs! I fuckin love it.. Facial expressions and all..!!!! Sickiningly.. It totally turns me on…! So here is where you find out why I’m really contacting you! You see.. he has this odd, disturbing obsession with people who do not use the blinker…. The one that every car has installed… even the cheepest, oldest pieces of shits! He really needs a happy “fuck you non blinker users” song to keep him from running someone over or off the road. (I’m not saying he has,,, he only has visions that i’m aware of). So my question to you is.. Could you please write and perform a Use Your Damn Blinker song.. To Brett, from his girlfriend who does not use her blinkers :)
commented 2013-06-02 07:42:53 -0700
I want to send you $100,000.00. Do you have a paypal account?
commented 2013-06-02 03:52:23 -0700
Jon,

I am SSG Atwood Stationed in Schweinfurt Germany and I Love all of your work… I was wondering if you could send me a Autographed Item I don’t care what I am not picky and I will send you a military issued M9 Bayonet with your named engraved on it. Thanks buddy take care!
commented 2013-06-01 23:23:45 -0700
Hello Jon


will any of the following artists release a solo ambul anytime soon:

- MC Public Urination

- MC Couldn’t Speak In Present Tense

There are some rumours, that many of your talented rappers signed by Jay Z, that’s why you can’t make WTF Collective 4. Is it true? Now that you Jay-Z- rich, can you buy them back?


Thanks

Janko
commented 2013-06-01 22:28:22 -0700
hello mRS. rabbit, how do you do said the wise man? Dont you love cake? because I do. Since the sunglasses raped my father i haven’t known what to do. Do i go to die stadt and start the fourth reich? Which, by the way, is made of egg. Thank you, and good luck!
commented 2013-06-01 22:14:26 -0700
Hey bro. Where can i find the show me your genitals shirt?
commented 2013-06-01 04:12:42 -0700
Dear jon i recently asked a male friend 2 shove a clothes hanger up the tip of my penis however he thought this was gay. I challenged the argument by saying its not gay if theres a bra still hanging on it….i would like 2 knw ur opinion on this…thanks


Stephen p ;)
commented 2013-05-31 20:49:34 -0700



Dear Jon, I’m writing to you in regard to my husband Kenny who is disabled and a Veteran. My husband is a very big fan of yours. I would like to ask if you could please send him an autographed photo. If you could I know my husband would be thrilled and I would be forever grateful to you. Thank You Very Much Sandy


Kenny Thrun

40 Clifford Street

Buffalo New York

USA 14210
commented 2013-05-31 19:20:41 -0700
Hello Jon, I understand that I am a mere pesant…I’m sorry: Sir Jon, but it has come to my attention that you are now more than super rich. You are UBER-RICH!!!! You have more money than Bill Gates.


P.S. Nice scab on your elbow in the background picture. You are hardcore.
commented 2013-05-31 14:12:02 -0700
Jon,

I just saw your Monsanto commercial yesterday. Not only are you hilarious but you have enormous balls to put those fuckers in their place. They really are poisoning humanity and are getting paid billions of dollars to do so. Cheers to you dog. I’m a life long fan now.
commented 2013-05-31 10:28:12 -0700
I worship you.
commented 2013-05-31 02:17:01 -0700
Jon I will pay you $5 to come to my home town. Yes that’s correct $5 dollars. All the cards on the table $10, but I get a high five with that


Thanks

John
commented 2013-05-30 21:48:27 -0700
I’m going to Vegas tomorrow – do you want to meet me there? You are the sexiest person imagineable.
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