HELP JON BECOME SUPER RICH!!!

Kickstarter wouldn't let me just take your money...

So please pledge to hand over your cash below:

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Yes, we've reached our goal, but there's no limit to the wealth gap between you and me.  Keep donating so that I can reach my life long goal of being too big to fail!  Please spread the word!  Thank you.  

$69,126,969,696.96 pledged
GOAL: $500,000,000.00

How much hypothetical money will you pledge to donate to this totally real thing on Aug 26 2013?





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